1) If we were ever to become a poseur blog that merely cut and pasted dozens of articles a day, lacking the simple creativity of a retarded ass-monkey, in order to pretend we make money...we would mercy kill the blog, and try to get some therapy that we were pitiful, and likely, delusional/routinely psychotic.
2) We are creatures of routine, as is, to a degree, everybody. To be honest, we aren't sure if we ever really understood/adjusted to the recent, several, FB changes. We really didn't care for those changes at all. As you may have noticed, our posting level dropped when the new year started, and Blogger tweaked our shit. We admit that due to a new chapter beginning for us, we can maybe continue the blog a little longer/indefinitely; however, we are also very busy and lack time to adjust to new templates/posting formats. We are in neither the FB/Blogger gig to 'look good.' We have limited time to creatively post our message-we simply don't have the time to relearn how to present the blog cosmetics {photos/links/videos, etc.}. Simple is always better.
3) Given what is said in sub point 2; the Blogger publishing template offers strengths; we just haven't adjusted to it. We are creatures of the old school who could even write our message using a pencil/crayon/burnt tip of a piece of firewood. we used to have to go to walk miles in snow uphill, both ways, to a public library to find the one book regarding computer skills had been stolen. Even more tragically, the book regarding 'Properly Dealing With Rage Regarding Book Stealers' had also tragically been stolen {this happened routinely regarding necessary hard-copy library resources needed to properly write first year law school papers, as well..that could be a post for another day}. Bottom line-we are still here, and our postings may be fewer...but we hope to improve the overall quality since we are obviously forced to adapt to this new Blogger format.
4) Given point #3; one of the 'new' features of Blogger enables the publishers to monitor what postings have been visited most. again, Keep in mind, we also have Sitemeter and will respect your anonymity given the R rated nature of our site, however, the Blogger feature doesn't tell us WHO read a particular article, but HOW MANY read a particular article. As we learn the new format, we were shocked to find out that even though our gratuitous 'man-cave' postings draw attention-many people are drawn to our medical/scientific postings. Naturally, political postings remain equally as popular. So there you have it-we may actually have to persist because even though you guys/gals are enjoying the stuff easy on the eyes-you are also very into the stuff that is the true heart of our blog message. Thank you. Please let us know if there is a topic, of which, you enjoy discussing. We are very honored to know that we have 'regular' readers, and though we ultimately have different opinions, it gives us motivation to carry on to know you all at least are caring about the REAL issues we all face. Ironically, one of our very few earliest, most vigorous, enemies has suddenly fallen prey to one of the medical causes we have supported all these years {on our left sideline}. No matter how much bullshit him/her caused in our lives; we still express our compassion and will fight for your battle, too-just stop being such a constant cumstain. As a sad sub note-very few people covet our sports wisdom, however, we are going to 'fuck you until you love us' regarding sports coverage.
5) Hug it out bitches...it should be more obvious every day that what we do at AITC is every bit as important as what your congressman is doing right now. We do have a bit of an ego-but we actually think given the decline of political discourse/moral compass from actual candidates, we ain't all that bad after all. AITC thanks all of you again for your support. We have already given our 'State Of The Blog Address.' Tonight President Obama delivers his. We didn't 'sugar coat' ours; we hope he doesn't sugar coat his. We appreciate the president's recent sense of humor during public appearances. We encourage our readers to watch the address. We are about to enter 9 months of political Hell..sort of like a nation dealing with a progressing pregnancy. Our advice-start drinking heavily, and when you get home just shove a few Crispy Cremes {i.e. your taxes} under your surly despot's door.
3 comments:
Kudos.
You know, to be honest, we may have called it quits this year as we get personally more desperate in this bad economy, but we feel we owe it to YOU guys to at least finish a full 4 year presidential cycle. To be honest, we are also writing a book that will divert what little time we have, but we are actually serious about that. And we think it is time to step up {Oy..AGAIN!!} a bit regarding serious writing..Support dudes/dudettes that actually write, rather than cut and paste..
Great Post.
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