WILL KEITH RICHARDS OUTLIVE KEVIN FEDERLINE??

Federline, 33, was in Australia filming a reality show on weight loss called 'Excess Baggage.' While participating in a football challenge, the famed back-up dancer/celebrity spouse traded in his Chevy what sounds like a borderline heart-attack-yak-yak. Federline, once lean as a back-up dancer/struggling borderline homeless person, is 6 feet tall-his weight at the time of the incident was approximately 231 pounds. Definitely needs to lose at least 10% of that body weight, especially at only 33.

When reached for comment, Keith Richards appeared to reply "Sahwa sahwa? Linchemt. Summa summa margolinko! Dig??" Our protocol droid, who translate Richards into English, and a devout Baltimore Ravens fan, called in sick to work today for some reason so we can only expect Richards didn't properly understand our question either, and was simply requesting a large coffee mug of coffee filled with 'I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin' hazelnut creamer.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/kevin-federline-suffers-heart-troubles-football-challenge-excess-baggage-reality-show-article-1.1010565